A Pharaoh to Remember
For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
Obsoletely Fabulous
Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! And then the battle’s not so bad? When will that be? But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
- I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’!
- That’s not soon enough!
- The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
- Okay, I like a challenge.
The Why of Fry
Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… That’s not soon enough! WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Say what? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Now what?
The Deep South
Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Why not indeed! Take me to your leader!
- No, she’ll probably make me do it.
- Ask her how her day was.
Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles
Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. Why not indeed! Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. No, just a regular mistake. I don’t want to be rescued.
