The Deep South
It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you? Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! You mean while I’m sleeping in it?
Crimes of the Hot
Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! You know, I was God once.
- Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
- Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon.
The Mutants Are Revolting
Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. And then the battle’s not so bad? Hey, whatcha watching?
Crimes of the Hot
Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Negative, bossy meat creature! She also liked to shut up! Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. You’re going to do his laundry?
- Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
- You mean while I’m sleeping in it?
- Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
- Can we have Bender Burgers again?
The Why of Fry
When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things.
