The Problem With Popplers
I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first. Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most.
A Clockwork Origin
Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Who am I making this out to? Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. But existing is basically all I do!
- The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
- It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
Insane in the Mainframe
What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Hey, whatcha watching?
Negative, bossy meat creature! For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! Take me to your leader!
- No! The cat shelter’s on to me.
- Soon enough.
- Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!
Attack of the Killer App
Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. Okay, I like a challenge. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!