Ace Combat Infinity Review

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Brannigan, Begin Again

Is that a cooking show? But existing is basically all I do! We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Can we have Bender Burgers again?

A Flight to Remember

You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. But I’ve never been to the moon!

  • Why not indeed!
  • A sexy mistake.
  • We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
  • Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV.

Raging Bender

Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

  1. No! The cat shelter’s on to me.
  2. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!
  3. Okay, I like a challenge.
  4. No, just a regular mistake.
The Route of All Evil

Daylight and everything. That’s not soon enough! You know, I was God once. Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. I wish! It’s a nickel.

Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Is that a cooking show? You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

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