Brannigan, Begin Again
Is that a cooking show? But existing is basically all I do! We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Can we have Bender Burgers again?
A Flight to Remember
You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. But I’ve never been to the moon!
- Why not indeed!
- A sexy mistake.
- We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
- Kids don’t turn rotten just from watching TV.
Raging Bender
Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat. Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Hello Morbo, how’s the family?
Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch
Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
- No! The cat shelter’s on to me.
- You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!
- Okay, I like a challenge.
- No, just a regular mistake.
The Route of All Evil
Daylight and everything. That’s not soon enough! You know, I was God once. Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. I wish! It’s a nickel.