Dirt bike national tour starts tomorrow


Put Your Head on my Shoulder

Oh God, what have I done? There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Bender?! You stole the atom. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”?

Insane in the Mainframe

And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I had more, but you go ahead. And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!

  • The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
  • I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
  • Bender, we’re trying our best.
  • Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

A Pharaoh to Remember

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Yeah, lots of people did. Moving along…

Fry and the Slurm Factory

So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?

  1. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
  2. Actually, that’s still true.
  3. That’s a popular name today. Little “e”, big “B”?
  4. Actually, that’s still true.
  5. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money.
A Fishful of Dollars

Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Actually, that’s still true. Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Bite my shiny metal ass.

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